Oh... Bugger.

It's been a tense day all around Britain, every turn taken leads to another sign proclaming somebodies policitcal aleigance, and billboards all over the the sides of our roads show parties smear campaigns against one another. As I write this it is 04:45am and the seats are as follows

Torys: 219
Labour: 161
Lib Dem: 34
Other: 26

It is a sad day, a grey day, and in true British spirit, I intend to complain.

Lest we forget at the moment we are still in an economic crisis, and I feel we cannot afford a Tory government, not now, not ever. Although My family actually stands to be one of the 3,000 that would gain from the Tory's most enigmatic scheme (3,000 families benefitting may sound good, but out of the 60,000,000 people living in britain, the 3,000 most wealthy households getting the tax payers money from the rest, is an abomination) I find myself physically sickened by the idea. Let's face it, Cameron is a bastard-wanker, and now that he is in power, we're stuck with him for FOUR YEARS! I'd also like to point out that the last time the torys were in power they successfully managed to:

1) Destroy trade unions leading to record unemployment, nationwide riots and picketing, and the eventual downfall of Britains thriving coal and steel industries. Subsequently this led to the country having no rescources for export, which left a huge defecit in the budget (one which we couldn't afford with SAID workers now living off state benefits because they were jobless!).

2) Their policies produced 18 per cent interest rates and thousands of repossessions.

3) Privatise air travel.

4) Privatise rail travel.

5) Privatise the postal service.

6) Privatise British Gas.

7) Privatise British electricity.

ALL of these assets were privatised illegaly. Thatcher sold them, and they didn't belong to her, they belonged to the people PAYING FOR THEM. In fact, as far as I'm concerned the Tory's owe the british people their share of the billions of pounds made from selling these sectors, and SOMEONE should be held accountable (I'm genuinely amazed that in this day and age, She got away with it. The snide old crone).

And if that's not enough to deter people from voting Tory, SURELY some of their proposed manifestos should, I'll give a few examples, and let you decide wether these sound like people that ought to run a country:

1) David Cameron (Tory leader) OPPOSED the Labour scheme that said all people under the age of 25 who are unemployed for a year will recieve training or a job. Where is the actual downside in that plan!? It creates jobs while getting other people jobs, or the ability to get a job, brings new life to the economy, and costs next to nothing!

2) David Cameron (Yes, most of these points will be about him, as this soggy scrote is the leader of the parasitic tory nether regions) Plans to get rid of a citizens right to see a cancer specialist within 2 weeks of being diagnosed. I mean... What the toss is your problem you inhuman arse hole!

3) They want to get rid of the minimum wage. I have honestly never heard such a blatantly STUPID idea, I don't think I even need to explain why, but just in case: Since WHEN has giving the huge corporations MORE money, and leaving the hard working citizens of the country LESS money been a democratic ideal, let alone a socialist one!? And like it or not Cameron, you infectious ill-nurtured hedge-pig, This is a socialist country!